(via radical-illusion)
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
(via fake-mermaid)
i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones
(via fake-mermaid)
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited