rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

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jennyyoxoxo:

i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones

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latenightjimmy:

Just a friendly reminder…

latenightjimmy:

Just a friendly reminder…

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

nikaalexandra:

do you ever hear someone’s name and just

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Stay close to any sounds that make you glad you are alive.

Hafiz (via shaktilover)

nosdrinker:

autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited

Amy & Tina on the set of Anchorman 2

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